Friday, October 15, 2010
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About Me
- Zen Young
- Oak Park, California, United States
- Became the fastest runner in the history of mankind a week after learning how to walk. Has set every world record, including the relays single-handedly. Beat Michael Phelps in a 200 Fly blindfolded with two parachutes. Used to train under Bruce Lee but surpassed Lee after 2 hours. Defeated Chuck Norris. Brought a dead puppy back to life. Split an atom. Found the cure to Cancer and resolved world hunger. Found the end to Pi. Won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Counted to infinity. Won a game of ping-pong against a wall. Voted by People, Time, GQ, Maxim, Vogue, The New York Times, and The Wall Street Journal the "Most Awesomest Person Ever."